Gigantic was a nickname. Gigantic gave himself the nickname Gigantic. Gigantic was many things: loud, abrasive, blond, cigar smoker, and the worst golfer in the county. What Gigantic was not, however, was Gigantic.
Now, he wasn't the smallest guy you ever did see. Five foot three, which is not large, but you might say was the antithesis of Gigantic. But you would have to know the meaning of the word antithesis. And you don't.
Anyhow, Gigantic was the only person who called himself Gigantic. Everyone else called him by his real name, which was Smailey Bott. For some reason, everyone else called him by his full name, and for some other unknown reason, Gigantic was not all that fond of this fact. Why? It was one of those mysteries of the universe, like why dolphins lay eggs or why fire hydrants lay eggs. No one knew and fewer believed them to be true. Gigantic. Yes.
Gigantic.