I don't know how I got here. I don't know why someone has strapped me to a table and is trying to knock me out with drugs.
I feel my body relaxing. I don't want to relax. I have things to do. I have places to go. Most importantly, I have a message to send.
My only chance is to get the nurse on my side. I have to talk to him before I fall asleep.
"Listen, man. These people don't care about you. Do me a favor. Go to the Overlook Hotel tomorrow in Room 244 at 3 p.m....
Sally hesitated before entering the beauty salon. She had lost the bet, and it was time to go blonde.
Do blondes have more fun? Do gentlemen prefer blondes? She was about to find out.
When Sally emerged from the salon, she had long, straight, blonde hair. She discovered that most people didn't recognize her.
"Wow, the color of a person's hair is more important than I ever imagined," she thought.
She decided to take advantage of her new identity by trying new things.
She went to a different coffee shop. She attended a concert at a new nightclub. She even...
"Why did I have to dress up as Napoleon?" Billy thought as he entered the Halloween party.
His friends were dressed as modern characters like Bluey, The Minions, or even Scooby-Doo. He felt out of place, even though he was wearing a costume on Halloween.
Well, if he had to look like Napoleon, he decided to act like Napoleon. He cut the cake in half and took that half for himself. He also "conquered" the drink table by removing the iced tea and pouring the punch into a separate container.
When the teacher asked him why he was misbehaving, Billy...