It had to be the bumblebee parachute. I wanted one with Hello Kitty on it but Al said no. Black and yellow clashed wi...
Wow. The Statue of Liberty. I've lived in New York my whole life, and have personally seen it one time, and it's on m...
He could remember the first time he saw that statue. It was one of those things you simply never forgot, like a first...
There's somebody standing in the corner of my room.
There's somebody standing in the corner of my room. Well, "standing" may be the wrong word. There's someone IN the c...
He likes his own room, but he likes mine more. He's five. Half the time, if he had his way he would climb back insi...
There's somebody standing in the corner of my room. That's what she told me most days and as normal, I ignored her. I...
"What the hell happened here?" The man in the blue button up military coat came up to the wreck. He wore a hat on his...
I saw the thing. It was preserved in the glass case, the only one of its kind. So faithfully had the curators touched...
"Well shit, that didn't work," the conductor said. He walked around the wreckage, pulling out passengers. Women, mos...
Ring, ring! Ring, ring!' "Hello, this is General Kuznetz", I stated. "Yes, I understand". "There has been a change ...
The dress blue uniforms were itchy. They were tired and hot and couldn't wait for the ceremony to be over. The captai...
Well would you believe it? There I was sat on my couch balancing a plate of egg and chips on my knee when his face fl...
The alien craft exploded invisible to the human eye. The inhabitants had exited over an hour ago, running amazingly f...
He smoked pipes, ate limes, ate the gnats he swiped from the air. The lions lounged in the front yard. He chose lions...
On the fourth day of the invasion, the defenders opened the gates of the zoo. Let those bastards contend with lions ...
Bombs were the last thing on his mind.
Bombs were the last thing on his mind. Everyone was hiding under desks, wary of the slightest sound whereas he was w...
Bombs, were the last thing on his mind. Jack turned and spoke " It's funny, that today would have to be the day we be...
Bombs were the last thing on his mind. So, when the topic came up, Ben was staring out the window thinking about his ...
Physical Therapist · Attractive Patient · Avoid a lawsuit
story by Monsterbat, typed by mom: "Sit up, please." She sat up, her hair gleaming, her eyes glistening. She'd gott...
"Now, tell me again," said the attractive blond in the black-rimmed glasses, "why do you think you're a super villain...
'Just a little more." She said wearily, but the fierce look of determination on her face kept Malcom from insisting f...
Pilot · Flight Attendant · Lavatory
"Oh! Captian, can I help you with something?" I groan inwardly. Dana is the new flight attendant, and a horrible flir...
Drink, row 18, seat f. Coca Cola. Seat g. Orange juice. Wants vodka. That'll be $5. I can charge it to your cre...
He knocked the three knocks. The two rap-raps. He whistled like a wren. Then he knocked twice again. The flight atten...
Chocolate lab · Haggard old woman · Eating apple pie
She made pie again. She never lets me have any, but this time she made one huge mistake: placing the pie on the windo...
He'd sat patiently on the threshold of the kitchen all afternoon. She'd dropped countless morsels of crust, of walnut...
Green-clad Man · Rain · A tan
Wait ... for a green-clad man. He will come to you either at dusk or at dawn if you stand by this gate. When he comes...
The green clad man fought the rain off and finally got his tan. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...